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How to Get Chris Brown Rich



If you follow Chris Brown’s lead, there are just a couple of things that you have to do to climb the ladder of Forbes’ success just like he’s doing: 
  • Have hit songs that no one can name or hum.
  • Tattoo almost every part of your body in an effort to… oh… um… I don’t know – maybe to be Lil’ Wayne.
  • Beat the hell of your ‘bitch’ and still manage to come out of it with a reputation of being the bad guy that’s not really all that bad at all.
  • Share a name with practically every other Caucasian  guy that I personally know.
  • Take pictures of your naked self in what had to a funhouse mirror that makes EVERYTHING seem too long and too thin and then claim innocence and bewilderment when that picture that you took with your phone mysteriously ended up on the internet.




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